There was an accident in a Kampung (village) and soon a huge crowd gathered around the accident scene.
A newspaper reporter happened to pass by and he wanted to make a good coverage of the accident but he couldn't get near the car. So he thought of an idea and started shouting, "Let me through! Let me through! I am a relative of the accident victim."
The crowd made way for him and he saw...
Lying in front of the car is a goat.